the white surprize

when a man is fucking a girl in the ass and he is ready to cum so he pulls it out and spits on her back so she thinks hes done then she turns around then you blow the load in her face. or can be the brown surprize but using shit or the red surprize where the girl instead of cumming shoots blood on you.

(girl)he drenched me with cum i wasnt expecting it daddy!!!

(father) well sweety next time make sure your ready for the white surprize.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

K-B suprise

when you are fucking your girlfriend from behind and you moisten up your index finger and put it up her ass while continuing to fuck her

kyle:wow that girl was hot last night...i gave her the old k-b suprise

by weedman42069 January 19, 2008

Mushroom Surprise

The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.

God damn that mushroom surprise hurt.

by Bill45421 May 22, 2006

snuggie surprise

While doing it snuggie style, the receiving end accidentally drops a "surprise", causing the upper half to scream and cry about shit leaking everywhere. Although the snuggie is warm, the warmth of feces is never warranted; therefore, it is always a "surprise".

Girl: This snuggie makes me feel so warm.. and this position is great! Except for the fact that I have to...

Boy: ...dude, you just shit on my dick!

Girl: Uh.. it must be a snuggie surprise!

by Kervcat G March 12, 2009

Shia Surprise

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask

"Hey did you hear what happened to Adam? he totally got a Shia Surprise!"

by waking someone up by ejaculati May 30, 2015

pink panther surprise

When you ejaculate into your girls eyes, inturn making her retna pink.

I gave your mom a pink panther surprise

by Chris Mc. May 18, 2006

blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006