Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.

My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.

by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021

Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside is tequila ginger ale orange

by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021

Tequila Surfside

Because it’s a new drink dumb ass

Order me a Tequila Surfside

by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021

wet surface

An area that recently had a squappy thrown at it.

I almost fell on that wet surface, damn that squappy!

by CentralAveBabies October 27, 2021

The Surfer

When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.

Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"

by Jesher23 November 14, 2021

Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.

“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”

by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021

Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021