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lemon spoon

dude she just lemon spooned me
by xsleepyz December 16, 2022
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Spoon

by Sevn James December 21, 2022
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Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
by Pentabagel July 22, 2023
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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Spoon whore

A person of the female gender who fires up drugs and will fuck you for a 💉 shot. They always say they ain't one till you bust out a quarter gram
If you need to bust a nut bruh just call jenn that fucking spoon whore will fuck anyone for a shot just give her ur wash

Hugh janus
by Throat plumber August 27, 2023
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only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
by (void*) September 11, 2023
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Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.
"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"
by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023
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