Slitter

One who slits. This could be by working excessive amounts of time on mtuual fund tax provisions or on any other related slit material.

The person doing the slit work is the slitter.

"Wow, Shaun hasn't easten lunch all week he just works straight through...what a slitter"

"All this guy is does is work, he has no life he's miserable! What a slitter.

by The Slit Master July 28, 2012

Splitstreem

When ones dick has cum residue on there dick hole and when he pisses there piss streem is split into two streems

Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)

by Kybeanhead January 1, 2010

wigg spliter

A shot to the head. A bullet that goes through your head.

Imma hit you with a wigg spliter in halo 3

by Eazymelow April 6, 2009

Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.

It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report

by London86 February 10, 2013

Titty splitty

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

Damn, those are the biggest blobs I've ever seen rocked in a titty splitty.

by Johnnytheentertainer July 15, 2015

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Slit-slitherer

Affectionate term for a carpet muncher. Not to be confused with Slit-slurper, which means essentially the same thing but is considered derogatory.

'She da queen slit-slitherer. She could slither my slit any time!

by Miss K February 10, 2004