The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.
Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!
by Misterex October 11, 2008
Get the Sock Geniemug. A worn out (usually) sock that can no longer be used for wearing purposes, and is now used as something for storage, mainly of small objects such as change. They can also be used as a beating instrument in some cases if nothing better is available.
Person 1: All my socks are wearing out, I finally had to go out to buy some new ones because I was running out.
Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away.
Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks.
Person 2: Oh.
Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away.
Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks.
Person 2: Oh.
by rippinblaise November 19, 2009
Get the Storage Sockmug. saggy ass titties that could completely fill a knee-high tube sock...it was originated in africa when poor black ladies were unable to purchase a real bra....they ended up using socks and powerade bottles
by hairybungholeladygagajizzstain January 8, 2010
Get the sock fillersmug. When you drop a coke bottle on the floor and it spills everywhere like a rocket on the floor, and in spills all over your nice new socks it’s a poop sock from it’s brown color
by Anonymous True Person November 30, 2018
Get the Poop socksmug. 
A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.
by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008
Get the Hooker Sockmug. A sock repetitively used as a cum-rag.
**Note: The only way to destroy a death sock is to burn it and banish it to hell.
**Note: The only way to destroy a death sock is to burn it and banish it to hell.
Ben: Why the long face today, Josh?
Josh: My cleaning lady found my Death Sock. I don't know who I feel worse for, her or me.
Josh: My cleaning lady found my Death Sock. I don't know who I feel worse for, her or me.
by The Cum Wizard September 26, 2011
Get the Death Sockmug.