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Jon: I made this shirt.
Adrienne: That's really salad.
by Adrienne Estelle May 27, 2005
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Toss Salad

Sucking Ass

With Jelly without Jelly. Some people use Syrup.

A sensational feeling.

It makes you feel real good.

You will reach you climax, you would automatically get hard, you will cum automatically. After 10 minutes of sucking.
Newcomers toss salad
by TOSSED SALAD MAN August 3, 2009
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Salad Bowl

(noun) salad bowls occur when two or more different strains of marijuana are mixed in one bowl. salad bowls can also be sprinkled with hash or kief as a dressing of sorts. Does not apply to joints because its not a bowl.
(verb) To salad bowl, Salad Bowl it.

(adjective) salad bowled.
1. Sterling: I accidentally put a nug of the purple in with the blue dream. I guess we'll just have a salad bowl.

2. Taylor: I like the different highs of these 3 strains so I'll salad bowl it.
3. Keenan: My friend had a hash brick and I only had a couple bowls left so we salad bowled in my vaporizer.
(All true stories)
by OldManH September 18, 2010
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Texas Taco Salad

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.
by Taconaire September 14, 2009
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Salad

A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.
Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"

Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."

Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."
by HEdel October 29, 2014
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Dirt Salad

Used to describe something you find to be "cool" meaning the same as;"sick" or "awesome".
That was dirt salad man.

This pie is dirt salad.
by littlecbigC November 2, 2008
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Black Salad

a mixture of half smoked marijuana and resin from your chosen apparatus that is stockpiled for the duration of a bag and smoked in the place of good greens when the supply is out.
"That is some tasty black salad and it gets you high too!"
by PhiferSuperCool September 27, 2008
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