the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012
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Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.
John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression
Jimmie: Feels bad man.
John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression
Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011
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Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."
Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"
Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"
Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
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Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022
Get the Post-nut suicide mug.Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:
flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover
tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness
slight depression
In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Symptom’s include:
flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover
tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness
slight depression
In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022
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1) The common feeling of a 'shiver' or spasm throughout the body a minute after orgasm/ejaculation, possibly due to the body reacting to the sheer amount of pleasure that was just produced.
2) The manifestation of several 'mini orgasms' after climaxing, commonly expressed through subsided moaning/breathing noises and other vocal responses indicative of pleasure. It is caused by the mind continuously reflecting on the euphoric pleasure that had just occurred, making you moan in response. Depending on the degree of pleasure, such mini orgasms can manifest for up to an hour.
3) Both of the above
1) The common feeling of a 'shiver' or spasm throughout the body a minute after orgasm/ejaculation, possibly due to the body reacting to the sheer amount of pleasure that was just produced.
2) The manifestation of several 'mini orgasms' after climaxing, commonly expressed through subsided moaning/breathing noises and other vocal responses indicative of pleasure. It is caused by the mind continuously reflecting on the euphoric pleasure that had just occurred, making you moan in response. Depending on the degree of pleasure, such mini orgasms can manifest for up to an hour.
3) Both of the above
1) After Jake received his first blowjob and climaxed, he felt the post-orgasm aftershock within a minute, sending spasms throughout his body. The giver interpreted that as an indicator that he enjoyed it.
2) After teasing his cock for 30 minutes straight, she finally let him cum. The orgasm was so powerful that it sent a post-orgasm aftershock throughout his body. He kept moaning for an hour straight due to the sheer amount of pleasure that was done to his cock.
2) After teasing his cock for 30 minutes straight, she finally let him cum. The orgasm was so powerful that it sent a post-orgasm aftershock throughout his body. He kept moaning for an hour straight due to the sheer amount of pleasure that was done to his cock.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 17, 2021
Get the Post-orgasm aftershock mug.The period of life, observed in the elderly, where the rules of polite conversation and overt public embarrassment are no longer followed. People in their post-courtesy years see no need to be polite and blurt out exactly what they think, regardless of how embarrassing or unkind it is to the subject or surrounding parties. Often manifests in the late 70's.
Grandma in her post-courtesy years, said "My son-in-law has a big nose just like yours."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
by Heymercury April 21, 2010
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