Poon jeans

1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe

I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!

by Lucyfur October 15, 2008

Pogonip

Deathly frozened darkened fog in the deep forgotten valleys in the mountains of Western U.S.

Exactly what I was thinking, Pogonip. Now, shut up.

by Jesus and his lard December 31, 2010

Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.

Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.

by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013

poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.

"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."

by BBS2 September 23, 2013

Poon shredder

A simply magnificent man who destroys the pussy and is looked up to by everyone

"Jimmy is a real poon shredder, bro"

by Aman13 December 9, 2013

poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.

Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.

by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016

poison in the eyes

This expression comes from Hebrew.

It means to be "goal oriented", "laser focus" and "going for it".

Someone: Everyone, we are going to climb this mountain as fast as we can!
You: Yeah! Poison in the eyes!

by mograbious April 18, 2017