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Pickmeisha 

A low maintenance woman who devalues other women by doing the following:

A) going 50/50 with him under the guise of building him;
B) allowing a man to build on her by getting his money up while giving her lowest ROI;
C) paying for dates and giving him money to keep him;
D) allowing him to be comfortable and content, while he seeks the women he wants;
E) letting him borrow her car while she’s at work;
F) thinking it’s ok for him to be a grown man still living with momma, but thinking he’s going to get himself right and give you the world when he’s really not;
G) an everyday “Pick Me” who hangs out with Pickmaira, Bonnetta, Ratcheta, Bonnetta and Starkeisha and the other Section 8, low budget Pick Me’s.
Look at Pickmeisha with her every weekend Dusty.
Pickmeisha by TwattyPippin October 20, 2019
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Picking coconuts in Barbados 

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
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I'd like some fried pickles
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Dick Pickle 

The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.
John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!
Dick Pickle by lewlcatsomg666 December 20, 2008

mud pickle 

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.
I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
mud pickle by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007