Screaming Dutch Oven

a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.

Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.

by Gasengenuity February 19, 2011

Idaho dutch oven

When a male cums inside a used condom then while their partner is unconscious proceeds to put filled condom onto their partner's head in a single swift motion.

Jack totally surprised me with the Idaho dutch oven last night. He is such a romantic snack.

by LaDongsha Bongquisha January 21, 2018

Dutch Draddle Spin

The Dutch Draddle Spin is a sexual act, with new found popularity due to Israeli/Palestinian conflict, in which the male plays the protagonist and lead role, whilst his partner relaxes and enjoys the sensuality and vulgarity. He begins by inserting his erect member into either the pink or stink, both work however the shitpipe is preferable for intensity reasons. He then (whilst on top) rotates his body; with his penis the centre of rotation (resembling a draddle). Gradual pace of spin is increased until male participant is at chundering point; at this moment he flips his partner onto their front and expels the churned stomach content onto his partner's back and proceeds to draw the sacred Star of David using his (preferably circumcised) penis. The move finds humble beginnings in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah as a statement of disrespect for Jewish practices, (John 3:16).

Palestine boy: This is our country! Your mum is so dirty i fucked her and left her tramp ass begging for a Dutch Draddle Spin
Israeli boy: *Throws rock*

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014

Double Dutch Oven

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.

Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.

by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

Getto Dutch Oven

When you fart in a plastic bag and put it over someones head.

Ima getto dutch oven your ass

by rawilliamsb November 29, 2016

Dutch shoe box

When you take a crap and leave it under a persons bed

I just left a Dutch Shoe Box at my friends hotel room.

by BubbaBostn December 10, 2011

Dutch Spray-painting

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

by A.D.N. July 12, 2022