muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.

After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.

by Risky Gecko November 9, 2017

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

murder box

A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!

I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!

by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017

muddypit

WHEN A GIRL MAKES A VERY MUDDI

Madison:Can I make you very MUDDI
KENNY:Yes my pleasure

Madison:DO YOU LIKE MUDDYPIT

by ILIKEMUDDYGIRLS November 24, 2017

muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

by Rtrchc April 22, 2018

murder skert

To be killed

Okay well I’m bout to murder skert you

by Wowza aesthetic December 29, 2017