Muff cabbage

its a jersey thing.

You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.

by jumping beans October 18, 2010

muff mullet

A muff mullet is a person who acts like a muff.

Dan is such a muff mullet

by Jack-Me-Hofff April 21, 2008

Mufasu

Sarahsaid thought this was the name of popular lion superstar sensation Mufasa.

See also Rafar and Ted.

"I feel so sorry for Mufasu!"

by cato July 12, 2004

muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010

muffstash

a muffstash is what someone acquires from eating a girls box. not just any box... a nasty stinky one.

chris: dude it smells like vagina everywhere i go!
brennan: i dont smell a thing man
chris: i did eat that girls box lastnight
brennan: aww gross! your probably just smelling ur muffstash

by mcjizz March 23, 2011

Muffstro

A gigantic penis, belonging to your boyfriend ("Muffy"). Named after "Monstro" the giant whale from Pinocchio.

Wow, you look so sexy in that dress! I think Muffstro might make an appearance soon....

by HornySmurf October 4, 2011

muffsicle

An ice cold vagina

"Bro, its so hot out, I could really go for a muffsicle right about now!"

"That girl is so cold, she owns a muffsicle factory."

by Air ReRe October 28, 2013