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Lobamatized

The condition of having half your brain removed and the other half turned to jelly with no on/off switch to control veneration of the 44th president
Anyone who blindly loves Pres. Obama has been lobamatized.
by Jacksondude August 7, 2009
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Lobster

A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.
"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"
by Lobster_lover March 2, 2011
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lobster clawing

lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.

Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )
I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.
by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 10, 2013
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lobe

As in "frontal lobe" which is a part of the brain so another word for head or a BJ.
Ay bitch give my boy some lobe.
by wowntman March 2, 2019
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Joe lobb

An incredibly fat human being or thing
by Jackaustin222 November 11, 2020
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Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby

it is a play on word. hes talking about racing for love. W for win lobby (L) for lose. he says he at the W so he has won and implying that he would consider the individual in the lobby a loss.
Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby
by mike124442 December 9, 2009
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lobster dick

1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater
ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick

ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
by gibran October 18, 2007
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