When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
Get the Schlong Jumpmug. To drive a herd of bison toward a cliff, where they stampede over the edge and fall to their deaths or be severely injured, making them easier to kill.
by iscritto February 13, 2025
Get the Buffalo jumpmug. by KingHassan February 15, 2025
Get the Jump Out and Slide and Crashmug. The more colloquial term for time travel used by time travellers.
Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
"Only way we can fix classified is if we time jump."
"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."
"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."
"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
Get the time jumpmug. by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
Get the jump maxingmug. by That old man with a long white November 22, 2019
Get the Jumpmug. generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat
by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011
Get the stump jumping musicmug.