Get the Jordan-clunie mug.Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
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Get the Jordan snell mug.The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.
''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
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Dude- "This girl is awesome, she plays video games, hunts, and fishes."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."
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