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Joe Gies

Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.
10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."
by El-TIGRE March 29, 2009
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Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.
Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.
by Evan Lang December 22, 2021
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fresher joe

fresher joe got drunk and passed out.
one of the fresher joes is lost
fresher joe travelled the world on his gap year
that fresher joe fell asleep standing up
by skag January 16, 2014
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billie joe

hotness it's self..he is the j o s of my little world..I LOVE BILLIE-JOE!
by william-joe December 28, 2005
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G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.
"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."
by cootergirl October 13, 2008
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Smiley Joe

a person who works in a corporate environment constantly flashes the pearly whites everytime you see them. Sales person styled guy....Preferrably bearing treats or trinkets, even free lunch to brown nose and sale ideas. Mid 20s to 30s. Often driving a volvo, audi or small beamer.Always suited and booted to complete his smiley JOE image.
Bob the salesman from the printer company brought in bagels for the office. He really is a smiley Joe.
by Yahinas June 20, 2012
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Joe grimes

The guy who shows up to your house to please your women when you are at work
Defined Call home first so you can give joe Grimes time to leave
by Stallion3725 July 19, 2016
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