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joe satriani

A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument

Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.

Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.
Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!

Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome

Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani
joe satriani by Teh GIR October 29, 2007
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Joe mama 

Never ask who joe is.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Joe?
Person 2: Who’s Joe?
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Joe mama by ThatManJoe October 25, 2019
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Joe Lunchbucket 

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American
Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

Joe Lunchbucket by B. Hanback January 15, 2009

Joe Nasser 

1)n. The true Mac C. Ain't nobody touch his game.

2)n. A ruthless drug trafficker that insists upon using violence as means to silience his oppostion.

3)adj. A person who enjoys fruitcake with lemons.
1) I thought I was a pimp in my tricked Civic, but then I saw Joe Nasser roll by in his six fo.

2) I'm going to pull a Joe Nasser and burn your house down, while you're sleeping inside motherfucker.

3) Dan: I've never seen someone eat so much fruitcake with lemons, I'm amazed he hasn't puked.

Chris: Damn man, whatta Joe Naz.
Joe Nasser by Sean Karabekir April 21, 2005

Joe Hahn 

Turntablist for the world renowned rock group, Linkin Park. He is well-equipped with fingers to push, twitch, and turn his discs. Is of Korean origin.
Joe Hahn! Dude, that guy can scratch!
Joe Hahn by Sibel July 16, 2008

Joe The Plumber

euphemism for an idiot, or someone who speaks without any knowledge of what they claim to be a professional of. Unlicensed, unqualified and uninformed. A dufus.
My neighbor is Joe The Plumber, he's been talking about buying a business worth a quarter of a million when he barely has two quarters to rub together. He's not even a licensed plumber.
Joe The Plumber by Stalin for time February 23, 2009

JOE MAMA 

The conciquince to asking who Joe is. Never ask who Joe is or you will loose all your renaming brain cells and die instantaneously
Guy 1 : Hey where's Joe?
Guy 2 : who's Joe?
Guy 1 : JOE MAMA
Guy 2 : * Explodes*