Adventure job

When you fuck through the tits and into the mouth.

Person 1: My step grandma just gave me the hottest adventure job, you should call me lightning McQueen because of the speed I came in that mf.
Person 2: ...

by Bigdickbill42069123 June 3, 2022

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

lollipop job

When you have a lollipop in your mouth and a girl picks it up with her vagina and then you pull it out and eat it

Jackie totally gave Joseph a lollipop job last night

by Daddys_stoner_princess April 6, 2017

Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.

Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Gel Job

When a person gives a hand job to a man or fingers a woman with liberal use of lubricant.

'she were proper dry so I had to gel job it'

by Beesy83 December 22, 2012

Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017