Rim job

When you go to a tire place and ask for rims on your tirea

by Ric Spade November 13, 2020

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Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 29, 2020

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Wait job

A wait job is where you have to wait on someone but they are late for an agreed upon time. If they fail to meet said time, they are obliged to perform oral sex. Hence the "wait"-job.

You are going on a date and they ask you to pick them up at 6:30 pm. However, they are not ready at 6:30 pm and make you wait for 15 minutes.
They are required to provide you with oral sex for the wait job until completion.

by Kyle Monster February 09, 2021

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