Jamba jizz

When a drunk or clumsy friend spills Jamba Juice all over your pants.

Edward: Damn it Vincent! You just Jamba jizzed all over my pants!!

by Asianfail September 19, 2010

Jbizzle

slang term for a blow job in san francisco

Hey Bruce thanks for the jay-bizzle last night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

by Falkan March 4, 2003

glacial jizz

For all you geography lovers out there, this is the process by which glacial education makes you cream in the lake at the snout of a galcier to turn it murky - an alternate form of rock flour.

"Damn, that beef supreme glacier over there, accompanied with its drumlins and eratical squitzes, has just made me produce some high velocity glacial jizz in the post-glacial lake."

by Squitzie face December 30, 2007

Jizz Mask

Boil some jizz and pour it on imSucks face and then let it harden for his holloween mask.

Frank: Hey Bryan, what are u going to wear for Holloween this year?
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask

by imSuck September 4, 2006

jizz fingers

when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats

Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin

by Tyler Shmow December 24, 2007

Jizz Grenade

Gathering around 10-15 gay men, having them all jizz into a cup, then transfer the jizz to a balloon, tie it up, and yell BOMBS AWAY! And throw the jizz filled balloon at your unsuspecting victim.

Absul was being a little bitch so we got the men's locker room to make us a nice homemade Jizz Grenade to get him back.

by FapCommander October 13, 2009