Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

Shaft Jacket

1. A jacket and or coat that gives one the appearance of Shaft.

2: An idiom for the word Condom

1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.

2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.

by L-pain420 December 31, 2011

man jacket

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.

Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.

by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014

satin jackets

A lady's pocket, her most private pink part, her "vagine".

"I'm gonna get me some satin jackets tonight"

"She gives her satin jacket up way too easily"

by Geetar Man July 10, 2014

Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling

" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"

by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015

brando jacket

A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max

Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets

by bob boberton July 30, 2015

waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.

Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!

by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016