Gel Job

When a person gives a hand job to a man or fingers a woman with liberal use of lubricant.

'she were proper dry so I had to gel job it'

by Beesy83 December 22, 2012

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

power job

When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes

Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!

by Chode Scrotum June 9, 2017

facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.

"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"

by HDNA September 14, 2011

Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.

Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.

by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021

Job snob

A person who uses their job to engage in self appointed status.

"You have no idea how busy my day was and the decisions I made! Honestly, without me the whole place would fall over."
"Jerry - you're being a job snob. The stationary cupboard was already stocked."

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