Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!

Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!

by castlehoff April 23, 2011

guns n roses

The Best Band Of The 80's, they made me feel so good about myself, before Nirvana came along (gives Nirvana Deathstare). Nirvana made 80's metal look artificial, when really, it was F**KING AWESOME! Axl's a babe! They're all babes!

We Salute You Guns & Roses and our Dark Lord Axl!

"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION
JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE
BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE
LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE" -Knockin' On Heavens Door

by Tayla July 4, 2004

machine gun fellatio

an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.

Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.

by orgabulator June 20, 2004

Guns N Roses

One Of The Greatest bands in the 80's and titled " the most dangerous band in the world!"

the fucking best band in the metal world!

by __GNR__7__GNR___ August 18, 2005

booty machine gun

The act of shitting all over someone in rapid succession for sexual pleasure. You must also eat the excretion for the mating ritual to be complete.

Man 1: WOAH BRO! Me and my gf did the booty machine gun last night!
John: Sounds tasty. You should let me try with you sometime.

by FuckAss64 December 24, 2019

guns n roses

The Best band ever. Result of two bands. La Guns and Hollywood Roses. Ever hear of a "guitar" ? Listen to GNR to find out how it should sound. Featuring lead guitarist "Slash" - legend.

Ferg says Guns N Roses are the best F**king band in the world !

by Lorcan October 8, 2005

Shot gun Wedding

A shot gun wedding is when the father of the bride holds a gun to the head of the groom and makes him marry his daughter on his life. Usually caused by pregnancy of the bride, or a broken heart. Naturally, started in a Redneck Community.

I got er' Pregnant and now I'm in a fricken shot gun wedding!

by Brookers~<3 December 15, 2007