by zeewatinaho February 13, 2011
Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now
by pocketsqwerty June 21, 2009
A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people
John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?
Toby : We made him do
"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
Toby : We made him do
"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
by JaCrispy420 December 11, 2020
When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.
by Nut Shot February 04, 2014
I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!
by PhilZeller October 29, 2006
A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."
Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."
Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."
Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."
Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
by Dave Ra November 04, 2010
Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.
by P.Kynes October 23, 2008