Through Rose Colored Glasses

A 2008 open-source novel. It's a work of science fiction by American author Andre Infante.

Man 1: Dude, I'm reading this novel online called Through Rose Colored Glasses. I can edit it too!
Man 2: Wait...
Man 2: So basically, you're editing someone else's writing for free?
Man 1: Yeah, dude - it's totally web 2.0!
Man 2: Why am I hanging out with you again?
Man 1: I locked you in my basement, remember? Now let's play dress-up.

by Andre Infante June 19, 2008

Glassy eyes

Having glassy eyes is when you've had to many glasses of wine, whisky, vodka or beer and you're shit head drunk, but you refuse to admit it.

Dude, you've got glassy eyes, stop drinking!

Dude, common, i'm not even that drunk! saying while petting a cat but falling it a good doggy.

by Alohajaskass February 28, 2019

stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

by YO mama September 10, 2003

Glass-bottom boat

The act of defecating into another person's mouth, then sealing it shut with clear packaging tape.

I gave her the glass-bottom boat.

by The Board of Vulgar Language November 4, 2008

Glassing

Someone who wraps their hands in bandage-like material as if you were a boxer, then sticks their hands in a adhesive (A hardening glue) such as super glue or krazy glue, then in crushed glass, then you go head up and fight an opponent while the glue and glass is dried on the bandage wrapping on your hands. When fighting your opponent this would inflict cuts and wounds upon him---known as Glassing. This makes your attack more brutal and bloody.

Some dirty street fighters would come up with ways to be more threatening and "Glassing" their opponent when fighting would make it easier to win, it's a well used fight style.

by ImYourBossNowWhatsHappeninBaby November 4, 2012

Glasshole

Anything that is or can be unsatisfying

The movie was a glasshole.

by T-CA$H January 10, 2008

glasgow

a person who sucks at life, and likes toms and chris,s

i was at work, and glasgow lost his salad.

by ass cow January 18, 2008