Pi on Fire

When the number π is so proactive and paranoid in marketing herself so that she would constantly remain in the mathematical consciousness of mathematicians and math educators, while making herself conspicuous in the eyes of the lay public to be part of popular culture.

To avoid being disrupted or eclipsed by other mathematical constants, all vying to get the attention of the mathematical brethren, it’s not surprising to witness pi on fire 24/7/365.

by Fasters September 18, 2022

auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.

What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.

by William Trogan March 9, 2023

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini

*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”

by zombitini September 20, 2020

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

by anonymous September 14, 2021

fire bomb

When you're nailing a chick and she sticks her fingers up your ass.

"Dude, that bitch totally fire bombed me last night... so I donkey punched her real good."

by Grant, Kyle, Bryan, and Harrison March 10, 2004

Fire Bush

Female with red pubs on her camel hoof.

Jon: Did you see Jeanie's fire bush?
Ray: Yeah man... she was on fire!

by VooDude August 3, 2006