eat my rage 

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.

Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”

eat my rage by Benjamin Littler July 9, 2023

eat a microwave 

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

eat a microwave by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023

Eat the red card 

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

Eat the red card by coystags August 25, 2023

eat pant 

"eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"

"Hey Joe! do you want to eat pant today?"

eat pant by Reidling123 August 26, 2023

Eat my add 

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football

How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…

Eat my add by cuyahogablues August 30, 2023

eat nasty food 

Tastes very bad

Might give you diarrhea but hey it's food

Oh, No! I have to eat nasty food

eat nasty food by ihatethanigers September 3, 2023

Eat shit and die

1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’

1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.

Eat shit and die by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023