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I’d drink his bathwater

Meaning that the person whose bathing is so gorgeous/extremely attractive that they would drink their bath water for sexual pleasure
“OMG He is so fiiiiiine I’d drink his bathwater and be happy!” She said
by BAHY DEFUHNISHUHN September 9, 2023
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Drink it out

When you switch drinks, like from a margarita to Prosecco, you pour a little Prosecco into your glass, and “drink it out,” to prep your glass for a pure Prosecco experience.
Swish tha’ shit yo’ and drink it out, so I can fill you up.
by Rebecca at the airport September 24, 2022
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I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.
Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.
by T-mun E September 19, 2022
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drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
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A Drinking Elephant

When you shit your hard your asshole physically hits the water resembling an elephant taking a drink from a pond
Bud I just pulled a drinking elephant. Didn't even have to wipe.
by BigBauceMan July 17, 2018
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Drink of Doom

Any cup or container at a party or social gathering that has been used for any combination of the following:

-Ashing cigarettes
-Cigarette butts
-Chewing tobacco spit
-Cigar guts
-Any foul liquid such as warm beer or flat soda

When someone is intoxicated and takes a sip of the brew, they have just tasted the Drink of Doom
Johnny was so fucked up he took a sip from the Drink of Doom last night and puked everywhere
by yannidepp July 7, 2011
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