Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.

Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.

by BigPmpn April 29, 2014

Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015

Crap giver

Someone who lies about a lot of crap that isn't believable.

Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"

Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!

by Crap news June 6, 2015

caprisunned

When your shins get sunburnt after wearing capris.

Tiffany: "Oh em JAY, girl!! Legs be lookin like they was deep-fried!! Still love you thoooo "

Tammy: "Lol, got caprisunned at the beach todayyyyy"

Tiffany: "LOL!!! Girl you crazy!!! This why you my best friend!!"

Tammy: "Lol, yeah put it on your story"

by fambae April 17, 2016

Crap Snap

The millennial pop culture phenomena of sending photos of one's fecal matter to their friends or acquaintances in return for the social affirmation they so desperately desire.

"Bro, did you see Josh's crap snap? That thing was a monster."

by Juan the Hopeful April 27, 2016