Cold cunt of a place

Extremely cold place

That Goulburn, its a cold cunt of a place, wouldn't catch me there for quids mate.

by Skribbles13 February 19, 2018

cold get down

When someone goes left unexpectedly.

She’s acting funny, she must have got back with her dude. “That’s a cold get down”.

by Jslang214 January 28, 2020

nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023

cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

ice-assed cold

1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months

Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.

by Margie B. October 23, 2004

cold tea bag

When a set of grassy snowballs are used to tea bag an unfortunate victim

Marvin, I know you're not planning on using those grassy snowballs to cold tea bag me

by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010