cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 28, 2014

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Kettle cock

your cock is physically a kettle

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.

by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019

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cock suck

Chicken suck. Take it or leave it.

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

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Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

by Kazer72 March 26, 2016

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Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

by WILMA March 23, 2015

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