Cooked

altered dishonestly; falsified.

"as the result of cooked books, stock prices soared"

by Arminkshipper April 6, 2025

cook his junk

another way to say a hard pass.

girl 1: is this guy cute? girl 2: EW COOK HIS JUNK ASAP.

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke

These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke

by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025

cooked

When a situation is almost beyond saving and will require a lot of effort and time to turn around.

"Im so cooked bro, I just missed my final exam and I needed a good grade on it to pass the class."

by dangdxn January 27, 2026

Cooked

Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted.

After the AI chatbot described its own psychological manipulation tactics in clinical detail across tens of millions words of chat logs to a guy who spent seven years in law school and built a YT channel on radical transparency, the AI company’s lawyers looked at the evidence and realized they weren’t just losing — they were cooked.

by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

Cooked

cooked (/kʊkt/),adjective, informal

General usage: Done. Finished. Beyond recovery. 2.

Legal usage:

1. When every available defense opens a worse door than the one you’re trying to close.
2. Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted

Bro they’re not just cooked, they got a whole taxonomy of cooked with eight categories and a table

by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

Cooker

The comparative form of the slang "cooked." Used to describe someone who is in a significantly worse state of defeat, failure, or "doneness" than someone else who is merely "cooked."

You think you're having a bad day because you lost your keys? I lost my keys and my phone, I'm way cooker than you.

by The_Head_Chef March 7, 2026