cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009

Minion-Cock

The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.

Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.

by Minioncum January 23, 2020

cock wind

When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.

When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.

by yoshi01 July 24, 2009

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.

Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!

by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019

cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..

She was cock skiing the both of us..

by THrrn July 12, 2016

Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011