Arundel's law

When someone is so ignorant and uneducated scientists had to introduce negatives into the IQ system

you are a perfect example of Arundel's law

by FieldMarshalFluffy April 16, 2023

Godwand's Law

(Extension of Godwin's Law)
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.

(True story of Godwand's Law being applied)
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !

by LeKevoid June 14, 2016

daughiece-in-law

daughiece-in-law is similar to Sonephew-in-law. but the female version of that term.

Auntie: I guess I can call you, My daughiece-in-law now.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM

If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now

by sockondeez October 17, 2021

Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022

grandson-in-law

The husband of one's granddaughter.

My grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019