Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.
Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.
Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.
by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

" you must of got a fat shot of coffee last night, because you were BUMPING YOUR JIBBS all night, and he kept half of us up with him." SMH
by DoobieJonesallinurmouth June 27, 2021

Yes, you aren’t the only one having this issue it’s fucking annoying and kinda scared me, just fucken stop vaping so much and drink more water and make sure to gargle with salt water!,,,
Hey man I got bumps in my throat, sauce me your vape, friend : that’s gross ur not using mine ever, also friend: looks In mouth, me: oh yeah who’s the fag now suckerrrrr. Bumps in mouth from vaping
by Vaping addic January 19, 2021

my hunny bumpand I went for a walk.
by scooter queen March 23, 2009

by Nobambi September 10, 2012

by Reiiiiiiii April 15, 2021

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
