baby boxing

a cruel cruel sport involving pitting two babies against each other in a boxing ring while spectators yell, eat and place bets. constantly.

the babies fight to the death.

- Hey sugar, got two tickets to the big baby boxing game tonight - fancy it?
- You betcha!!

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

X-box

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004

the porn box

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.

What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.

by Jenny from the block December 14, 2004

Tea Boxing

The female version of Tea Bagging.

After Adrianne fell asleep at the party, the girls took turns tea boxing her mouth and nose.

by Chief Blackhawk May 16, 2009

letter box

A square or rectangular prism shaped box commonlly situated at the front of peoples houses mounted on a post or in a precut hole in the fence. A letter box can usaully consist of two different holes; a rectangular hole cut into the letterbox, which is where the postman or postwoman places paper messages encased in a an adressed envolope. The other hole is a round cylinder, where pointless paper, also known as junkmail, is inserted by the paper boy. On the letter box,it is very common to have the number that represents the house that the letter box is used for. Some letter boxes can be locked by a small padlock to prevent people from stealing your mail (this is highly recommeded if you live in a shitty/dodgy neibourhood). Most people like to decorate their letterboxes but is usually a very bad idea.

"hey ma! Im going out to get the mail from the letter box. ok?

by THE RANDOM SPAZZ December 20, 2004

Dirty Boxing

Dirty boxing (noun): In the Army, it is the act of a female soldier fucking more than one male soldier in succession, all without showering or rinsing out her box.
This can be thought of as the female form of dirty dicking.

1."That girl you slept with last night was dirty boxing half the guys in the barracks!"

2. SGT Smith: "What are your goals for this week, soldier?" PVT Floozy: "Drinking Smirnoff Ice and dirty boxing all my boyfriends."

by FriendswithVAbenefits December 19, 2017

Box protector

A woman who blocks cocks and blocks all chances of anyone scoring with her. She protects her vagina. Also may block the vagina of a friend, protecting her friends box and blocking all Cock from getting in

That hot girl at the party was totally gonna flash me, but her fat friend was being a box protector and told her no!!

by Bud Hohle October 21, 2007