beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Beach

1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.

1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."

by euromuzikfreak July 2, 2006

Pebble Beach

This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.

"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"

"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"

by Toolrulez March 21, 2009

Beechies

A community of travellers who's sole occupation is ruining the neighbourhood.they enjoy starting fights at fairgrounds and punching each other.also going out with girls way too young for them to have a healthy realtionship.

fancy going to the beechies

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo

by your all wrong December 9, 2008

Beecha

This is your bestest friend you'll ever me she's thick as fuck and got all the guys fallin keep this bitch by your side no matter what

This fucking beecha's the shit

Hi beecha

by JJthatbeechathe1st June 29, 2019

beachweenie

Someone who goes to the beach and doesn't even go in the water. They usually just complain the whole time. Total buzzkill, man! The beachweenie also tends to wear a fishing hat (even though they don't fish), lame wraparound sunglasses, and too much sunglasses.

That kid is a total beachweenie, he won't even wade into the water!

by Meatload McGee August 23, 2009

beachineering

is a hobby or profession of going to the beach. Commonly used by beach lovers when referring to beach trips or beach bumming.

Girl 1: "What are your plans this weekend?"

Girl 2: " Nothing much, just plain beachineering out of town."

by streetsmartgirl March 8, 2010