this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.
Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.
Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
by big tate July 13, 2006
Get the old enough to read, old enough to bleedmug. when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples
man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
Get the 18yr old nipplesmug. 16 year olds tend to think they're older and more experienced than any person younger than them due to the government and society constantly kissing their asses about how they're able to drive, fuck, or get a job. As well in Europe, most 16 year olds are allowed to drink alcohol and nobody gives a fuck. In reality, this is what will literally bring the downfall of the world.
Hitler will rise again from a raging grudge from his younger years against being slandered by ageism from 16 year olds, and having children fucking, driving, and working is unhealthy for humanity as well.
by Commandramon October 8, 2014
Get the 16 year oldmug. "I was just watching the video of old man tyree where he tells the girl he wants to pour his hot cock coffee into her little cunt mug."
by flash-aah December 6, 2009
Get the old man tyreemug. A politically correct way of referring to “that dirty old bastard”, ie. a third person, usually a creepy chap, sitting a few barstools away from you and your group at your local pub.
There we were after work at the pub playing pool, when old mate, decides to pull the smooth moves on my mates missus!
That dirty old bastard! He can have her mate...
That dirty old bastard! He can have her mate...
by Joj012c December 31, 2019
Get the Old matemug. The best fucking smoke shop in the United States. Old Havana Smoke Shop is conveniently located off of Carothers Parkway in Cool Springs. Old Havana is known for having very expensive hookahs and a very low Drachma to USD exchange rate.
You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.
You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.
1) Let's go to Old Havana, you know that place on Carothers? I hear their hookahs are high.
2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.
3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.
2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.
3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.
by OilDrillersUnite October 17, 2011
Get the Old Havanamug. Many of the people that live in The Villages, FL and Sun City, AZ are OLD GHOULS and should not be driving.
by RodMunch69 February 4, 2010
Get the Old Ghoulmug.