alabama fudge packer

to take a crap in the girls vagina and proceed to penetrate the vagina

this girl was into any kind of alabama fudge packer around

by gobble February 9, 2008

Alabama crab dangle

Involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.

Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean

by Gwando November 9, 2003

The Alabama hot pocket

When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy

Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her

by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021

Alabama mud skipper

When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.

I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.

by Billy bubba November 13, 2013

Alabama truth serum

A baseball bat or similar weapon that can be used to 'beat the truth' out of someone.

"How did you find out where he was hiding his money?"

- "I just used some alabama truth serum"

"huh?"

- "I beat the shit outta' him with a baseball bat until he told me where the money was"

by gfdubya January 8, 2011

alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

by Jimbalanna June 28, 2014

Alabama Carpet ride

The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina

Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?

Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!

by Big Money Al December 2, 2009