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loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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seeing sharks

When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).

See Deeping it.
1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??

2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.
by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019
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Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.
Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.
by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019
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Shark

Somebody’s bitch, or a girl that’s always with them.
Yeah me and my shark was out yesterday, bitch not cute but she slobbed me.
by elivvsargas April 13, 2019
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Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}
What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.
by theycallmejimmer April 16, 2019
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Anal Shark

When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019
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Pp Shark

A male's whose Pp is so small he has to act like the king of the ocean to fill the space of smallness
Guy 1: That dude is a total Pp shark
Girl 1: I bet he has a small pp
by mr.girl5390 March 12, 2019
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