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1. (interjection) good bye; an expression used at parting with friend or frenemy.
2. A way to tell someone to that they need to leave and scoot along with their day; used with mild disappointment.
A: "Hey wanna go out tonight?"
B: "Sorry I can't, I have homework"
A: "Ugh, Zoom zoom"
by Gale H. May 28, 2014
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zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers find funny, usually annoying.
Alex really only uses zoomer humor.
by Moose42 March 29, 2020
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Zoologist

A Human-God of nature. Zoologist have the ability to control animal behavior, talk with animals, make plants grow really fast, and eat little children.
That zoologist ate my daughter!
by Eglice May 1, 2008
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Zoom

The short period of time in between a razz and a relationship. It is where the two individuals are basically going out but have not yet made it official.
Campbell: "Lilian, how's Macky Tim going?"
Lilian: " He's fine, thanks for asking"
Paige: "Is that a zoom?"
Campbell: "Zoom confirmed!"

or
"It's a zoom"
by Gippsland123 April 20, 2017
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Zoom Boom

When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...
I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom
by Rock Stars From Mars May 12, 2020
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Zoom

Pills, Hard Drugs etc Doing a "Zoom" ie getting incredibly fucked up on drugs, taking a copoius amount of pills to the point where you think you are faster than the flash
Mallon did so much Zoom he shit the bed
by crazynoddy87 July 10, 2020
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Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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