Lauren: My head feels like it is packed in styrofoam, my ears are ringing, my eyes feel like sandpaper and I cannot remember a thing. Who am I and what did I do wrong?
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.
by The Tankboy April 14, 2021
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by tomaye May 31, 2021
Get the zoomie mug.noun. (plural - zoomies) Students who attend class remotely alongside other students in person. Derived from students using Zoom from home to follow in-classroom instruction and lectures with video/audio. Synonym: Remote students. Became popular during the covid-19 pandemic among grade school educators in 2020-2021.
The zoomies can be difficult to monitor and keep on task; they are not in the classroom, so the teacher now has two "rooms" to watch (the Zoom gallery view and the physical classroom).
by PanditaTeacha June 9, 2021
Get the zoomie mug.After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.
Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."
by shane hates cops July 31, 2021
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what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:
a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties
origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)
what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:
a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties
origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)
by ZeeHero March 13, 2022
Get the zoombie mug.The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away
"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."
by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022
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