A rolled up Marijuana cigarette used to smoke recreationally in order to inubriate oneself.
The product of one rolling up some dank weed in order to smoke it.
The product of one rolling up some dank weed in order to smoke it.
Person A: "hey man, bought some dank kush, fancy smoking a phat zoony"?
Person B: "yeah man, blaze it"
Person A: "what shall we do with our bag of sticky bud?"
Person B: "Roll it up into a fresh zoony bro"
Person A: "radical"
Person B: "yeah man, blaze it"
Person A: "what shall we do with our bag of sticky bud?"
Person B: "Roll it up into a fresh zoony bro"
Person A: "radical"
by snoopDeeOhDoubleGee February 13, 2014
Get the Zoony mug.someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling
person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
by Kbrod June 10, 2011
Get the Zoolander driver mug.The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.
This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.
by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016
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David: "Do you think that concealed gun holster is a bison scrotum?"
Observer: David is a real zoologenitaliaphile. He thinks everything is animal dicks and balls and such.
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David: "Do you think that concealed gun holster is a bison scrotum?"
Observer: David is a real zoologenitaliaphile. He thinks everything is animal dicks and balls and such.
by W00ki3Gr3g June 29, 2017
Get the zoologenitaliaphile mug.Zolynn is a girl who keep her feelings to herself she is always saying that she's fine even though she is not. She may not be the best friend of yours but she would help you whenever you are in need
by Xiao min January 6, 2018
Get the zolynn mug.David was robbed by the high school band and proceeded to perform the czechoslovakian zoologist on all their pets
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