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John Zone

A place where nothing makes sense.

Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.
Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!
by BrasilStyle February 11, 2009
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Free Willie Zone

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.
Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Strike Zone

Just as in baseball where you will try your best to hit the ball that comes into your strike zone, you would date or have sex with a girl/guy that is in your strike zone.
by sushitime December 9, 2011
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Dunham Zone

The feeling your bottom gets after bottomless enchiladas, typically on your way back home.
Leaving the Chinese Buffett and my bottom is entering the Dunham Zone.
by JubJub69 April 27, 2023
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gump zone

Similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite sex available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).

The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
Jenny kept Forrest Gump in the eponymous "gump zone".
by JakkFrost May 11, 2017
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In The Zone

Being Completely Unaware of what's going on around you as you are So Extremely into what's going on right in front of your face; like anything more than 3 feet away just doesn't register in the brain.
When gymnastics are on TV, I'm Totally In The Zone Bigtime!!!!
by Starchylde January 28, 2015
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Dunham Zone

That point in time where you gut starts to cramp up and you know you are going to have a violent bowel movement in the immediate future.
I was on my way home and entered the Dunham Zone while I was stuck in traffic. I had to tense my entire body in order to make it to the gas station.
by sed72 April 27, 2023
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