Behave yourself

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do

Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there

by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011

Knock yourself out

A term for: Do whatever the hell you want, it doesn't bother me.

"dad, can i go to the park?"
"Can you get there yourself?"
"Yeah"
"well then, knock yourself out."

by donnald duck June 10, 2005

Go fuck yourself

What I like to post on YouTube when I see those dumbass comments from those ungrateful moronic bots that post “I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.......

Karen: You're fucking disgraceful and the world and everything centers around me and no one but me!
Me: Go fuck yourself, bitch.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021

beat yourself up

To blame or critisize oneself of their failures.

You don't have to beat yourself up,even if you lose the match.I'll be proud of you anyway.

by Toa Pohatu March 2, 2017

FV¢K YOURSELF

Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.

If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!

by Telephony August 22, 2011

Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

by AndyAML July 30, 2003

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005