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Your Mom

your mom.
by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020
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1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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i saw your mom at a farm
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
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The only come-back you'll ever need
Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"
by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020
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What you say when someone asks you what you're doing
Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"
by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016
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The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.
- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.
by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021
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