yo mamma

the best comeback that was ever made

yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"

by punkass kid March 10, 2005

yo moma jokes

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.

"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"

by Teksta April 20, 2005

yo mamma

A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

yo moma

can be used as a response is prety much any situation

1. -"what are you sayin tonite brah?"
-"yo moma"
2. -"how did you do on that math test?"
-"yo moma"

by edyta January 8, 2006

yo moma

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

by kirk April 3, 2005

beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass

Seems to mean that you've done bad, when you hear this it is likely from the mouth of a very ghetto woman. Regardless of whether or not you can tell the gender of the creature, run. If you are within grabbing distance, Run faster.

They can smell fear.

Ghetto chick(?): "Im funna beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass!"

You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)

Ghetto chick beats you down.

by I'mScaredOfGhettoChicks December 25, 2009

Steakin' yo mamma

To sleep with another's girlfriend/wife.

I heard he be steakin' yo mamma.

by Omarg April 25, 2006