Willa Wonky

You’ve heard of Willy Wonka, now get ready for... Willa Wonky.

Defines a female who is generally “wonky.”

Look at her, she’s definitely Willa Wonky.

by Boioioioioioioi December 24, 2019

Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.

Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.

by Mcrb April 6, 2007

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis

"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"

by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017

Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011

Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"

Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend

by big time chuffer June 1, 2018

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020