Wilmots

a guy who smells and on some days he wears jewish hats because he has a hairy tongue.

your such a wilmots

by dasdfs May 27, 2009

WILMOT

Stands for: Wild Interactive Loving Macho Orgy Team.

A group of people who go to a restaurant and order a birthday cake for the entire party, declaring that the cake is for WILMOT.

We are WILMOT.

Let's go to Applebee's and do another WILMOT outing.

by Fredenburg July 7, 2010

Willott

Anyone who bears this name is just too cool. They never have to make an effort to be liked by everyone, and they never follow trends. They set the trends. This person is beautiful, elegant, fun, and the talk of any party.

Person 1: Hey do you reckon I should go talk to that girl?

Person 2: Nah man, she's way too willott for you.

by Ruskers October 14, 2009

Willow Pattern

A beautiful picture, about a tree, very used on chinese motifs. It was designed by a english man. It's also the name of a song by Dolores O'riordan.

I'm dreaming at the willow pattern.

by Dariordan March 27, 2009

willoism

The act of spamming peoples Facebook news feeds with annoying and desperate self-promotion in order to attempt to restore ego.

Oh, true, i better ease up a bit then.

by Anon2353575343 July 2, 2011

wilmotsing

The act of taking all of the credit, but none of the blame. Much like Belgian football "trainer" Marc Wilmots.

"It's all thanks to my driving lessons that you got your driver's licence last week, but the fact you ran over six toddlers on their bicycles yesterday is entirely your own fault." "Fuck you man, quit your wilmotsing, you're to blame as well!"

"Wow Linda, this goat cheese salad looks absolutely delicious." "Thanks Demetrius! I made it all by myself!" "But wait Linda, there seems to be a chunk of excrement on my goat's cheese ..." "Oh, that has to be my husband's fault, he bought the cheese." "Fuck you Linda, you're wilmotsing like a motherfucker right now."

by jlowsubmarine July 12, 2016

willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017