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whitey paranoia

the fear of minorities that white people experience in an urban setting
White Girl: OMG is that black guy coming up to our car?
Black Girl: Biotch you need to quit with that whitey paranoia.
by thetoast September 6, 2008
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Going White/ Whitey

To be sick, either literally or metaphorically as a result of something.
Oh mate... after all that weed i'm gonna go white

All this work is sending me white

I was so pissed i went whitey all over the floor

Open the door im going white/ whitey , oh too late i went white on my shoes
by JHezza April 23, 2010
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this may take a while

Used when a task may take a long time to complete. Usually said when you have to keep clicking the Thumbs Down button on Urban Dictionary to put a stupid definition in its rightful place: the bottom of the page.
*after seeing the definition of OMG on the top of the page* This may take a while...
by spel itt rite June 11, 2006
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Tighty Whiteys

A Comfertable Yet Embarrising type of underwear to buy and wear, though I wear Them, they're the best underwear ever.
As I Got Dress For Gym, Some Kid Cme Up To Me And Pantsed Me, Showing My Tighty Whiteys, And Just After That I Was Given An Enoumous Hanging Wedgie And Wouldn't Be Let Down!, Then, As They Pulled Down On My Briefs, Tey Started To Rip Sorta Come Off, Then, It Happend, They Ripped Off Exposing My Penis To Everyone, Luckily, I Was Near The Restroom, So I Was Hiding There Nearly The Whole Day! Afterwords I Was Able To Get My Pants On And get Home, A Misrable Day Indeed.
by Echo-Man01 March 29, 2009
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tighty whiteys

the cool style of boys underwear. It is tight because it has an elastic band around the waistband and the leg holes, and they come in many different colors and patterns. They are more embarasing to be seen in while you are getting changed in a locker room, because they do not extend down the legs, but stop right at the top. Unfortunately the cool people who where them, such as myself are common targets for wedgies which is when someone grabs the back of your tighty whiteys and pulls it up, sometimes over the head, sometimes it gets hung on a high object.
I am currently 13 and in 7th grade. I was getting changed for gym. When I took off my shirt one of the 8th graders pantsed me, so I was standing in the middle of the locker room in these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they take me to the girls locker room and push me in and hold the door shut. When the girls get in they give me a huge hanging wedgie off of one of the lockers with hooks on them. So I am suspended about 3 feet in the air by these dinosaur tighty whiteys with all these girls laughing and taking pictures with their cell phones to show their friends. But they somehow tied my undees to the hook so I was stuck there for the entire gym class, then when they came back they still would not untie my undees. Eventually the janitor came in and let me down, but the boys took my clothes so I had to walk across the school in These dinosaur tighty whiteys to the office to call my mom and tell her to bring me some clothes.
by elmer the great January 30, 2007
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Whiney Cunt

A person who must complain about anything and everything to any and everyone because they truly believe they are the exact center of the Universe.
1. "Fuckin shit, she's bitching about her boyfriend again, she's such a whiney cunt!"

2. "Everyone who demands a deletion of definitions on Urban Dictionary given the excuse that it offends them because they are (cat lovers, italians, homosexual, americans, black, honda drivers, nazis, cs players, children, christians, assholes, french, perverted, liberal, blonde, etc..) are all whiney cunts and need to shut the fuck up!"

3. "All 12-15 year old teeny boppers who complain about how much their life sucks are whiney cunts."
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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In a while crocodile

The correct way to respond to "see you later alligator". Saying "after a while crocodile" is lame and incorrect and anyone who says it is shiesty
Doug: "I've gotta go take a shit. See you later alligator"

Kelsey: "In a while crocodile"
by suckitdoug September 22, 2011
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