welcome to burnsville

A greeting commonly used after a person has been insulted.

Welcome to burnsville, population you.

by WeAsEl_WaRfArE March 30, 2008

Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session

He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

by BombTBomb April 23, 2021

Welcome To Paradise

When you're a penguin who loves to surf.

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

Welcome back

An arrogant thing for somebody not originally from a town to say to somebody that really is from the town.

It would be as arrogant and inflammatory for somebody not originally from California or New York to wecome somebody who really was from California or New York as it is for somebody not originally from a town to welcome somebody who really was originally from the town back to the town. When somebody is in their own home or town, they don't need a welcome back from anybody, and they never will.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

Mr welcome

A man that is probably married and cheats with his wife by beating his meat to other women and is probably a next big sex offfender

Did u see that guy mr welcome he’s a galist

by Mr gffsyfugb January 7, 2019